An Interview With Gods n Dante

Aide
    1. So in your opinion, are you Uke or seme?
Dante
    that wasn't he question.
Gods
    he question?
Dante
    I'm seme in my opinion. cos I have a penis that is the size of my age
Gods
    idiot.
Aide
    O_O
Gods
    i feel like i should be seme but sometimes i donno.
Dante
    I'm a bottom seme. that likes to cry after we make love
Gods
    i cry while we make love
Dante
    because it was beautiful, not cos gods abuses me during,
Aide
        ...
    ahem
    next question
    2. Where you originally into men, or did your significant other whip that out of you? [lol, whip]
Gods
    hahaha whip...
Dante
    yooou must whip it!
    Always into men.
Gods
    HAHAHA!
    hahahaha alright... yeap.   
Dante
   Oh yea, HAHA! I keep forgetting that this is an interview, I thought we were just phone sexxing,
Aide
    sexting? lolol
Dante
    OK, yes, I've always been into men
Gods
    HAHAHA i want to be paid then
Aide
    ok, this is going off topic
Gods
    sorry.
Dante
    I get to put my money where I wanna then,
Aide
    DOS
    3. If you guys had a kid, what would you name it?
Dante
    fucktard. HAHA! No, I mean, jenny
    JUSTIN!
Gods
    Boba fet.
    WHAT
Dante
    Timberjackson
    Justin Timberjackson.
Aide
    Chuck Norris?
Gods
    no way! we're naming him....oh ok
Dante
    since neither of us have a last name anyway
Gods
    your last name will be hellsing after we wed.
    again.
Aide
    ...again
Dante
    Dante Hellsing!??
Aide
    THATS SEXY
Gods
    yupp
Dante
    HAHA!
Aide
    ok, moving on
    4. What's the first thing you would do if you became Minister of Magic?
Gods
    rape snape.
Aide
    that ryhmes.. hehe
Gods
    me and Dante both,
Dante
    NO!
Gods
    WHAT
Dante
    I mean yes, but also rape the twins.
Gods
    and lucius.
Aide
    i shall record with a bloody nose
Dante
    parallel like we're looking in a mirror but I'm gods...
    hot
Gods
    in his mannor infront of his wife.
Dante
    HAHAHA! Kinky,
Gods
    and she has to narrarate....how do you spell that? what ever doesnt matter
Dante
    We could give her some of that ... face changing potion and make her a 2nd lucius
Dante
    Lucius' wife... whatserface
    Miranda?
Aide
    narcissa
Gods
    narsissa
Dante
    Oh yea
Aide
    sissy
Gods
    miranada!
Dante
    I didn't learn anything at school HAHAHA!
Gods
    is maranda now. and if she says other wise im beating her
Dante
    beat me too plz
Gods
    slut. good thing i taught you.
Aide
    D8
    my youth!
Gods
    other wise you'd be worth nothing
Aide
    its being dragged away!
Dante
    TTATT
    make me cry like a little boy
Aide
    before this goes anymore off topic
    6. How many times in total do you think you guys have gotten jiggy?
Dante
    in total...
    that's like asking how many time's we've taken a dump in all our lives,
Dante
    not every day tho.
Gods
    well does this count willingly?
    too
Dante
    If it's willingly then maybe 5 or 6 times total.
Dante
    HAHAHA!
Gods
    yeah unwilling is alot more
Aide
    ….rape
Gods
    and its always very angery
    haha i cant SPELL FOR SHIT
    angry*
Aide
    7. How do you react to the fact that GxD has such a big fan basis?
Dante
    Scared.
    scared of all the new rapists you've encouraged,.
Aide
    MWAHAHHA
*insert lights evil laugh here*
    ahem
    you didnt see nor hear that >>
Gods
    me too, i didnt think it was gonna go anywhere.
    i got like 3231 notes asking for me to draw more
Aide
    lol
Dante
    really? KEEEEEEEEEWL!
    I can't wait till you get up to the 500 sex pages you got planned,
Dante
    we're men obviously.
Gods
    people ask me about you
Dante
    aobut me??
Gods
    yupp
Dante
    I'M AS MAN AS THEY COME BABY!
    how rude...
Dante
    HAHAHA!
Gods
    i told them you were a man-bear-pig
Aide
    PFFFFFFFFFFFT
Dante
    BITCH!!!!!!!!
Gods
    xD!
Dante
    you're not getting ANY pork tonight!
Aide
    [you know, its really fun to watch you two bitch at each other]
Gods
    you whore.
    XD
Dante
    more questions please.
   I don't wanna sit here being word raped by this manslut
Aide
    8. If you became a teacher at Hogwarts, what subject would you teach. And what kind of teacher would you be?
Dante
    ILU
Aide
    um.. i love you too?
Gods
    well.....stacy called and she said she left her panties in your bed after we had AWESOME SEX
Dante
    SICK!!!!!!
Dante
    I'm calling the german army in
Aide
    answer the question please -sighs-
Dante
    I'd be head of department in kicking gods' ass
    OK fine,
    I'd teach botany.
Gods
    i would teach...sex ed. but if it was a real one.....er.... that one mc what her tits teaches
Aide
    .............. oh my god
Dante
    and train tarantula plants to bondage hot male students
Gods
    no fuck that. id have miss hootches job
Aide
    miss who?
Dante
    I didnt' take whatever class she does.
Dante
    hootches.
Gods
    madam hooch.
Aide
    oooh... i dont know her
   [also, Dante, BEST TEACHER EVER]
Dante
    Why thanks! I'd look good in the short skirt and whipping stick too,
    what does she teach??
Aide
    ahahaha
Gods
    so i can teach quidditch and watch those strapping young men straddle those brooms....
Dante
    Ooooh, true, XD
Gods
    "no dear here hold it firm between your legs"
Aide
    *does spit take*
    ok
    before this goes any farther
    9. What spell are you horrible at? and 10. What are you best at?
Dante
    sorry, I was still fantasizing about gods x quiddich team
Gods
    so was i
Aide
    .. am i the only one who wasnt?
Gods
    yeah.
Dante
    I'm bad at no spells and best at all spells.
Aide
    fail
    lol nerd
Gods
    you did kick my ass.
    and BREAK MY FUCKING ARM
Aide
    and your hair
Dante
    ACADEMICALLY SUPERIOR is the term I think!
    I broke your hair so hard,
Aide
     My youth! D8 !
    that wasnt the only hard thing >>
    NEXT!
    12. The story of Gods x Dante is based in Hogwarts. Do you wish it could be based in another book/anime/manga?
Dante
    you're wasting your youth not boneing a fine young heron like me
    I mean like gods HAHAHA!
Gods
    depends
Dante
    It should be based in avatar so zuko could be in it,
    or in hetalia, so everyone else can be in it,.
    "it" being my anus.
Gods
    HAHAHA!
Aide
    .... pffft
Gods
    Whats the next question? XD
Aide
    11. Boxers, breifs, boy shorts, or thongs? [or null? lol]
Dante
    and I wear girl's panties of course,
    sexy, and comfortable.
Gods
    i wear nothing
Aide
    *thumbs up*
Gods
    FUCK IT I AM A MAN
Dante
    lingerie if I have a test on. Because it makes all my answers really sexy.
Aide
    ;u;
Dante
    I mean...
Gods
    hahaha i dont wear underwear so i can solve dantes sexy questions faster
Dante
    I'm getting aroused.
    I think I need a wankbreak. brb
Gods
    getting? ive been there.
Aide
    noooooooo
Gods
    XD
Dante
    uahre; p
    done.
Gods
    no way we're too far in to pull out now XD
    that was fast.
Aide
    ohohoho!!!
    13. What's your first thought when I say Madonna? [I'm running out of questions!]
Dante
    giant cone titties.
    NO WAIT!
Gods
    POINTY TITS AND HUMPING A RADIO
    and her gap
Dante
    faaaaabulous music videoes, really erotic, and well designed, fantastic references to 1920's hair and style
Aide
    ...riiiight
    ok
    14. What's your favorite sex position? [Miggu asked this! NOT ME O_O]
    ya know, i think we're going to have to edit out 90 percent of what this question holds
Gods
    hmmmm lemme think
Dante
    gods doing me against a window from behind with my hands and feet on the frame as if he's trying to fuck me out the window and I'm holding on for dear life.
    which is true.
Gods
    orz.4chan.org/y/src/1258588102…
Gods
    this was my fave.
Aide
    NOT 4CHAN
Gods
    U BETTER CLICK IT
Aide
    I DID
Dante
    HAHA yes, he fucks me out of classroom doors too.
Gods
    Dante was trying to leave class and i was like NOT YET!
Dante
    it's not about the destination, but about the journey.
Aide
    i think this is the most beautiful way for your youth to be corrupted
Dante
    DAM YOU! I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT SOUND ROMANTIC NOT LIKE HOW IT WAS!!! XD
    I'm not young, I'm like 67,
    was that all the questions??
Aide
    no
Gods
    oh....i mean Dante was leaving and i wanted to express my love for em' and i couldnt put it out in words. so i did before he got away.
Aide
    15. Do you play Quidditch? If so, what position?
Gods
    rear end
Dante
    HAHA YAAAAAY! <3<3 I love you
Dante
    HAHA! I don't play quidditch, I study and look pretty.
    sweating is for pigs.
Aide
    *coughnerdcough*
Gods
    im totalling a beater
    totaly a beater<3333
Dante
    HAHA! beater XD
Aide
    beater.. pfft...
    so no qudditch for you, Dante?
    quiditch*
Dante
    no. as you so pointedly put it, I'm a NERD apparently *huff*
Gods
    i didnt!
Aide
    I did XD
Dante
    I'm just... weak when it comes to sports co-ordination'
Gods
    he'd be a keeper<3 HAHAHA if he did
Dante
    HAHA I'd keep my virginity all year long if it wasn't for you
Aide
    16. DO U LIEK MUDKIPZ?
Gods
    NO
    fuck them. and their orange beards.
Dante
    probably not, sounds gross
Gods
    who do they think they are. theives.
Dante
    I like having sex in the mud.
Gods
    mmm...
    in the snow.
Aide
    [should i edit that out...?]
Dante
    I like things going from very dirty to very clean
    no,
    HAHA!
Gods
    why not!
Dante
    I dunno, I just says what I sees
Gods
    we're gonna do it in the snow.
    im forcing you.
Dante
    you have to,
Gods
    if your lucky ill let you keep your snow boots on.
Dante
    cos I ain't getting icy balls for your enjoyment.
    when they freeze over (along with my sexual drive) I'll smack you in the face with them
Gods
    thats what you think
Aide
    OK!
    *nervous laugh*
    This ones for Gods
    It's often asked how you're a mudblood that got into Slytherin. How is that?
Dante    
    you're a mudblood?
    PEH! BLEURGH! OH GOD! YUCK!
Aide
    well in the comic it said 'Where's that mudblood now?'
Gods
    it was a mistake.
    and im too proud to correct it
Aide
    I proved him wrong
Gods
    so im pretending it never happened.
    SHUT THE HELL UP
Aide
    I DID!!!
Dante
    I feel ill,
    I think I need to be fucked better
Aide
    i did not just read that
Gods
    maybe you shouldnt have sex with russia.
Dante
    FUCK THE DIRTINESS OUT OF ME, GODS!! I NEED TO BE PURIFIED!!
    Oh wait, you're a filthy mudblood, never mind,
    guess I'll take this dumpster ass of mine elsewhere
Gods
    shut up! i messed up
    BRB~
Aide
    *covers eyes*
Dante
    So you're not a mudblood then?
Dante
    BRB?? you can't leave in the middle of an interview!!
    are you wanking?
Aide
    I KNOW RIGHT
Aide
    filthy mudblood
Dante
    wanna wank together?
Aide
    O_O
Dante
    hey that's my filthy husband you're talking aobut!
Aide
    the one your cheating on?
    XD
    ok, well Dante
    What was your reaction when God's rejected you?
Dante
    maybe he's pure blood but all his filthy sex deeds gave him that title HAHA!
    whaddyou mean??
Aide
    when he pulled back and went IM NOT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
    ...
    that
Dante
    I thought "that's ridiculous, I've been stalking you and watching you wank off to pictures of johnny depp for weeks now,"
    I knew it was a lie.
Gods
    ok im back
    whoa whoia hold up i gotta catch up
Dante
    tho johnny IS really hot, he makes straight guys gay all the time. only for him tho
Aide
    pffft
Dante
    you never wait for ME to catch up.
Aide
    i have a feeling this is going somewhere odd
Dante
    when we make LOVE! BOOHOO!
Aide
        ...yeah that
Gods
   OK!
    look , what happened was that i messed up and it was suppose to be dantes geh friends just insulting me. im not. damn you both
Dante
    Oooh I see.
    HAHA for a second I really believed it,
    cos you're so filthy
Gods
    not muggle parents.
    XD
Aide
    and this is towards Gods
    There's been alot of questioning over your gender [someone noted me about it once], can you explain why you don't tell anyone?
Gods
    okay
    im animorph
Dante
    OH FUCKING SICK!
    A MUDBLOOD ANIMAL I'M NOT INTO BEASTIALITY!! AAAAAAAAARGH PEH! BLEURGH!
Gods
    do you even know what that is!!!
Dante
    sorry baby sorry,
Gods
    you tool!
Dante
    I over reacted
Gods
    i was joking
Dante
    I love you.
Aide
    i feel unloved....
Gods
    hmm
Dante
    I'll love you hard tonight.
Aide
    O_O
Gods
    you can come to our sunday sex parties
Dante
    Oh, sorry I thought that was gods talking,
    you're both in blue,
Gods
    im red, dantes pink and ur blue
Aide
    im orangey red, and both of you are blue
Dante
    HAHA no I'M red, and you're both blue.
    weird....
Aide
    IM RED D<
Dante
    I like being pink,
Aide
    [geez, it sounds like we're fighting over being power rangers]
Gods
    i like how the black ranger was black.
Dante
    HAHA!
Aide
    Ahaha…
Gods
    and the asian was yellow
Aide
    LOL XD
Gods
    anymore questions?
Aide
    how racist
    no
Gods
    you loser
Dante
    Oh, ok then!
    OK so... then what happens with this interview?
Gods
    do we get a prize
    ?
Aide
    lol... sure?
Gods
    sweet
    free sex slaves i hope
Aide
    no
    you can have imaginary sex slaves?
Gods
    yes i guess
Dante
    why do you need sex slaves?
Aide
    because your not enough?
Gods
    yes....
Dante
    atually yes I want sex slaves too.
    so do we get like, 5 each then?